CAUTION!!!

KITTENS ARE NOT TOYS!

Kittens are living beings, fragile and impressionable.

You must use extreme when handling kittens. They often have random bursts of energy, resulting in swats at moving objects of any size shape or color, extreme acrobatics, and even sneak attacks from behind furniture! Please take precaution and use all safety materials and/or clothing when interacting with foster kittens. I warn you now, if you do not...

This could happen to your child!

Erratic, unprotected kitten interaction can often lead to unannounced happiness in children. Symptoms are laughing, giggling, loss of breath from such, redness in the face and uncontrolable goofiness. Please seek a prefessional IMMEDIATELY if this happens to your child!